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House of the Dead (2003)


One out of Five

Movie

Rating: R (pervasive strong violence/gore, language and some nudity)
Length: 90 minutes

Video

Widescreen 1.85:1 Color (Anamorphic)

Audio

ENGLISH: Dolby DTS 6.1
ENGLISH: Dolby Digital 5.1
ENGLISH: Dolby Digital 2.0

Captions

English, Spanish

Purchase

Plot

A bunch of young adults go attend a rave on an island. They miss their boat so they pay a captain, whose last name happens to be Kirk, to take them to the island. Unfortunately for them, the island is inhabited by zombies. It's based on a video game and you should be able to figure out what happens next.

Pros

There are really only two good things about this move; lot's of lovely women willing to expose their treasures and it only lasts for 90 minutes.

Cons

There are a lot of bad things about this movie but here are the lowlights; bad acting, predictable plot, lousy script, numerous game clips and cheap special effects. Don't mistaken this as a good film just because Jürgen Prochnow stars in it.

Extras

  • Deleted Scenes
  • Making of Featurette
  • "The Sexy Babes of House of the Dead Prepare for Battle" Featurette

Recommendation

If you're just looking for a bad horror flick with some T&A, then give this movie a try. Better yet, invite a bunch of drunken friends and spend the next 90 minutes heckling the film.

Director

Actors

Steve Byers - Matt
Jonathan Cherry - Rudy
[Final Destination 2, They]
Kira Clavell - Liberty
Ellie Cornell - Jordan Casper
[Halloween 4/5, The Thirst]
Erica Durance - Johanna
Michael Eklund - Hugh
[Seed]
Ona Grauer - Alicia
Clint Howard - Salish
[Carnosaur, Halloween (2007)]
Tyron Leitso - Simon
[Seed]
Enuka Okuma - Karma
David Palffy - Castillo
Jürgen Prochnow - Capt. Victor Kirk
[Beerfest, Beverly Hills Cop II, The Da Vinci Code, Das Boot, Dune (1984), The English Patient]
Will Sanderson - Greg
[Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King, Seed]
Sonya Salomaa - Cynthia
Birgit Stein - Lena

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